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Blessed By A Broken Heart has potential to be the most hated band on Earth
Blessed By A Broken Heart is my favorite post-ironic Christian hair-metal crunkcore scene band from Canada. I know what you are thinking: Wat. I’ll admit that this band was enough to make even my head...
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Shirts for FTSK; writing in Decibel, Terrorizer and Substream
When I’m not pissing away my precious free time writing about self-centered scene girls and Juggalo country-rap, I enjoy designing shirts for bands you hate and writing for magazines you don’t read....
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What u need 2 know abt CUTTING UP HOOKERS
Growing up on the mean streets of upstate New York, I encountered my fair share of violence. When I was nine, scandal rocked my town when some gay French dude* (pardon the redundancy) hunted down 8...
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Born of Osiris on The Rapist and Winds of Plague vests [via Substream]
I interviewed the popular deathcore band Born of Osiris a few weeks ago for Substream. It was only a short profile, so there wasn’t room to include everything we talked about. For example, their...
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Scene Kids worth blogging about (Animal Cruelty Edition):Wolfie
Look at this fucking dog murderer! The whole emo/scene crowd has thus far evaded any kind of mega tragedy beyond the odd dead brit tween, untill now! Finally we have some kind of fucked up happening to...
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KEWL NU MEWSIC 4U
I really don’t know shit about Kerli, except that she’s Estonian, kind of scene looking in some photos, and kind of annoying musically. Clearly she’s a pop industry puppet using the Alice in Wonderland...
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POLL: THE MOST BETA LYRICS OF ALL TIME?
I really enjoy The Story So Far and think they are better than Title Fight, but these guys take the cake for having the pussiest, beta lyrics I have seen. Post your pick and a few bars in the...
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THE WONDER YEARS ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU UP. PERSONALLY.
While The Wonder Years aren’t afraid to get in touch with their fragile side, it appears that frontman Soupy is sometimes capable of breaking out of his gentle, bearded shell. The video shows Soupy...
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(Not) Dating Punx
I had this idea sitting in my brain box for a hot minute, but then SYWH writer/hilarious dude, jorbam, wrote the SYWH/Louie Guide to Dating Indie Girls, and I felt compelled to finish out my thoughts...
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is CHIEF KEEF’s “LOVE SOSA” the new milestone of rap??
NO FUCK NIGGAS ALLOWED Everyone here should know CHIEF KEEF from his awesome hits he’s had over the past year, blowing up the Chicago scene with his cool attitude and catchy-as-fuck songs, including I...
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Imagine you’re listening to a rap/hip hop song for the first time and it’s pretty good. Solid beat, rapper sounds good, lyrics are tight and you’re really getting into it. Then about two minutes into...
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PARAMORE VS. FALL OUT BOY: Who’s Better at Being Mainstream?
WHO IS BETTER AT BEING MAINSTREAM? Lil’ Hailey and the Paramores VS. Petey Stumps and the Fallin’ Boyz ROUND 1: IMAGE Bunch of straight hipstas lookin like Coachella or bust. Butttt that’s where the...
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EMO DATING SITE REVIVAL!
Lots of “news sources” out there are writing about the “sudden” revitalization of “emo,” therefore, creating a cottage industry for battered and cynical old writers like myself to have a field day with...
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Scientific Proof That Hardcore Punk Evolved Into Scenecore (record collectors...
Dictionary.com defines evolution as “any process of formation or growth; development”. We see evolution EVERYWHERE. Not just in plants and animals, but in art too. Do you ever think to yourself,...
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